Fubar Facebook Girl

Last night I met a girl at Fubar. After talking to her for a while, I was ready to walk away when I realized I didn't know her name. I asked her what her name was and, to make sure I remembered it, took out my phone and sent her a Facebook friend request in front of her. She didn't think that was normal.

Hillel High Schoolers

Tonight I went to Shabbat dinner at Hillel for Mexican tortillas and bean soup. Something smelled a little extra yummy, though: an announcement was made that three high school girls were in attendance. I followed my nose and correctly identified all three (coincidentally the hottest girls there). Just another Friday night.

Silvermine Subs Girl

Tonight I walked past Silvermine Subs on Daniel and saw a hot girl inside. I turned around and walked by again so I could check her out a second time. An Asian man on the street gave me a strange look but I ignored it by pretending to field a phone call. Then I got Subway.

Introduction

My name is Dan and I am a creeper. These are my stories.